so last night was the sweets party! it was freaking awesome! not only did we get to practice looking freaking awesome for tomorrow, well actually tonight. it's the All Hale Activity so we have to be impressive ;) I'll put a pic up later...
so anyways the highlights of the night were:
Alex and Disney getting in an icing fight and Disney getting his face completely covered in Domino's icing
A sugar eating contest between four boys, Darren won, he got kised by every girl in the room. Disney and Mark lost, they danced to the entire song "Barbie Girl" by Aqua. :D
Jolley standing on a chair and singing "I'm taking home a baby bumble bee..."
After the party a debate about politics/government that went till 2am
Overall it was a great party! and we all looked good. Laters!
Saturday, October 29, 2005
Monday, October 24, 2005
I'm having so much fun!
i really am having fun. life should be that way right? it's always good if you can enjoy the serious side as well, like stats and such. I love it! which is good cause I have a test starting tomorrow. so i will be crawling into my personal hole i call the library to study and finish the homework until tuesday around 1pm. then i will be in the testing center till like 4 or 5. I hope i do better on this one then the last one. :(
by the way, everyone in the world should be forced to listen to "Last Rose of Summer (intro)/Walking in the Air" by Celtic Woman. It's seriously good. and if you had a childhood like mine you'll recognize the tune. :D if you want to listen to it just tell me I'll send ya a clip.
by the way, everyone in the world should be forced to listen to "Last Rose of Summer (intro)/Walking in the Air" by Celtic Woman. It's seriously good. and if you had a childhood like mine you'll recognize the tune. :D if you want to listen to it just tell me I'll send ya a clip.
Monday, October 17, 2005
More adventures of Capt Caf
Another email from Mike at work had me reading as fast as i can. I couldn't wait to see what happened next. the sad part, i should already know this, it's about my life! hehehhe here ya go, this one's a long one :)
This reminds me of the time Capt. Caf went to take on the dreaded Magnus Wafer. This part of the story takes place not too long before the "Fall of Capt. Caf!" Saga, but after the "Let the gouda times roll!" wars. You see, Magnus Wafer was to the snack business what Wal-Mart is to the supermarket business. Being in such a position, he controlled much of the galaxy's wallet, making himself quite rich and greedy. When he heard of the fall of his minion Swissolf Cheesler, he decided to get even with the dreaded (among thieves, evil villains, and evil genius types) Capt. Caf! The scene, the City of Floating Marshmallows in a River of Chocolate (or just CFMRC for short... I know, they weren't too creative when it came to naming things. Which is why most of their children ended up being named Jack and Jill). You had come here in search of your friend, Jack Puff, in hopes that he would aid you and your allies with the location of the Free Thinker's Club. With the aid of the Free Thinkers, along with the remaining Random and Not-So-Random superheroes, you could take down the overcontrolling and evil Magnus Wafer. Unfortunately, before you had arrived, Magnus Wafer had bought Jack Puff's allegiance with enough graham crackers to turn CFMRC into Smores Town, forcing him to turn you over to the evil snack tycoon. Jack Puff eventually did turn CFMRC into Smores Town and forced his way into the position of Mayor. Despite the initial indignation of the townspeople at the change, it turned out to be for the better, and everyone was much happier, but since Jack Puff had acquired his power through questionable means, and since people who do things the wrong way never have a happy ending, he ended up being outvoted at the next election, removing his diplomatic immunity, and then was punished by being fed to a giant chocolate worm. Anywhozits, back to Capt. Caf's dillema. Magnus Wafer finally had Capt. Caf and her companions captured, but as they were being led back to his ship, Capt. Caf pretended to trip and fall to the ground, but only so she could get to eating away the floor (the whole place WAS made of marshmallows afterall) creating a hole through which chocolate began rushing through very quickly. Capt. Caf and the rest of her companions took advantage of the chaos that ensued and escaped, but Magnus, however, wasn't so easily fooled, and immediately pursued Capt. Caf to a Marshmallow generator where she had hoped to hide out until things calmed down, and maybe snack a bit. With the way CFMRC was set up, the running chocolate river would have destroyed it within a day. In order to prevent that from happening, they had to have people constantly working and adding on Marshmallow to all the floating platforms to keep them from disappearing. The factory was placed farthest upstream than any other building so that it could drop its Marshmallow load into the river, where it would be carried down by the river and grabbed by whoever needed it for repair/construction at the time. Well, since Marshmallow was a constant need for the city, it was pretty much an automated building. People would bring in sugar and fuel to supply the factory with power and material with which to create the Marshmallows. It would constantly work, and then after filling up a resevoir, it would automatically push the payload through a shaft that protruded from the side of the building over the river, then out onto the river itself, and begin the process over again. Well, as all superheroes and villains know, the most dramatic place to have a showdown between good and evil is on a precariously perched or dangerous battlefield. What better place to have a fight on then, than the shaft that stuck out from the side of the building. So, after agreeing to take the fight outside like any self-respecting hero or villain would do, Capt. Caf and Magnus Wafer both climbed out onto the narrow platform-like shaft. Magnus was a little scared at first, and so to get him out there, Capt. Caf took the lead and the more precarious position further away from the factory, only then would Magnus come out to fight. After realising that they both would have trouble fighting physically on such a dangerous place, they decided to bring the fight down from fists to just words. Despite the lack of physical pain, the two had a rather heated argument. Magnus, however, had a trump card, and when the moment was right, he revealed an awful secret about Capt. Caf's past. The conversation went a little like this.
Magnus Wafer: "Capt. Caf, join ME on the DARK SIDE! You BELONG here!"
Capt. Caf: "NEVER!"
Magnus Wafer: "But, Capt. Caf, I AM YOUR LOGO DESIGNER!"
Capt. Caf: "NNNOOOOOOOO!"
Capt. Caf got a little lightheaded from screaming "no" so loudly and for so long and accidentally lost her balance, falling into the river of chocolate in a dramatic fashion that would make any Cartoon mini-saga announcer start asking those dumb questions right before the show ends, making you wait an entire week to see the next part, like "Is this the end of Capt. Caf? And who exactly is this enigmatic Magnus Wafer? Is he REALLY the logo designer for Capt. Caf?" and then followed up with that oh so annoying "FIND OUT NEXT WEEK!" and then the show usually ends up being cancelled because you were the only one interested in it. But since this is neither a real cartoon nor am I an annoying cartoon announcer, you get to find out what happens now. It is NOT the end of Capt. Caf (DUH!) I've already said who Magnus Wafer is. And yeah, he is the logo designer for Capt. Caf, which adds to how it is Capt. Caf turned to the Dark Side later in the series. Turns out, falling into the chocolate river just encased Capt. Caf in a hard shell of chocolate. After floating down the river a bit in order to escape, Capt. Caf began eating her way out, and eventually made her way back to the Side of Flaming Random Pork N' Beans with a Pinch of Salt Club.
This reminds me of the time Capt. Caf went to take on the dreaded Magnus Wafer. This part of the story takes place not too long before the "Fall of Capt. Caf!" Saga, but after the "Let the gouda times roll!" wars. You see, Magnus Wafer was to the snack business what Wal-Mart is to the supermarket business. Being in such a position, he controlled much of the galaxy's wallet, making himself quite rich and greedy. When he heard of the fall of his minion Swissolf Cheesler, he decided to get even with the dreaded (among thieves, evil villains, and evil genius types) Capt. Caf! The scene, the City of Floating Marshmallows in a River of Chocolate (or just CFMRC for short... I know, they weren't too creative when it came to naming things. Which is why most of their children ended up being named Jack and Jill). You had come here in search of your friend, Jack Puff, in hopes that he would aid you and your allies with the location of the Free Thinker's Club. With the aid of the Free Thinkers, along with the remaining Random and Not-So-Random superheroes, you could take down the overcontrolling and evil Magnus Wafer. Unfortunately, before you had arrived, Magnus Wafer had bought Jack Puff's allegiance with enough graham crackers to turn CFMRC into Smores Town, forcing him to turn you over to the evil snack tycoon. Jack Puff eventually did turn CFMRC into Smores Town and forced his way into the position of Mayor. Despite the initial indignation of the townspeople at the change, it turned out to be for the better, and everyone was much happier, but since Jack Puff had acquired his power through questionable means, and since people who do things the wrong way never have a happy ending, he ended up being outvoted at the next election, removing his diplomatic immunity, and then was punished by being fed to a giant chocolate worm. Anywhozits, back to Capt. Caf's dillema. Magnus Wafer finally had Capt. Caf and her companions captured, but as they were being led back to his ship, Capt. Caf pretended to trip and fall to the ground, but only so she could get to eating away the floor (the whole place WAS made of marshmallows afterall) creating a hole through which chocolate began rushing through very quickly. Capt. Caf and the rest of her companions took advantage of the chaos that ensued and escaped, but Magnus, however, wasn't so easily fooled, and immediately pursued Capt. Caf to a Marshmallow generator where she had hoped to hide out until things calmed down, and maybe snack a bit. With the way CFMRC was set up, the running chocolate river would have destroyed it within a day. In order to prevent that from happening, they had to have people constantly working and adding on Marshmallow to all the floating platforms to keep them from disappearing. The factory was placed farthest upstream than any other building so that it could drop its Marshmallow load into the river, where it would be carried down by the river and grabbed by whoever needed it for repair/construction at the time. Well, since Marshmallow was a constant need for the city, it was pretty much an automated building. People would bring in sugar and fuel to supply the factory with power and material with which to create the Marshmallows. It would constantly work, and then after filling up a resevoir, it would automatically push the payload through a shaft that protruded from the side of the building over the river, then out onto the river itself, and begin the process over again. Well, as all superheroes and villains know, the most dramatic place to have a showdown between good and evil is on a precariously perched or dangerous battlefield. What better place to have a fight on then, than the shaft that stuck out from the side of the building. So, after agreeing to take the fight outside like any self-respecting hero or villain would do, Capt. Caf and Magnus Wafer both climbed out onto the narrow platform-like shaft. Magnus was a little scared at first, and so to get him out there, Capt. Caf took the lead and the more precarious position further away from the factory, only then would Magnus come out to fight. After realising that they both would have trouble fighting physically on such a dangerous place, they decided to bring the fight down from fists to just words. Despite the lack of physical pain, the two had a rather heated argument. Magnus, however, had a trump card, and when the moment was right, he revealed an awful secret about Capt. Caf's past. The conversation went a little like this.
Magnus Wafer: "Capt. Caf, join ME on the DARK SIDE! You BELONG here!"
Capt. Caf: "NEVER!"
Magnus Wafer: "But, Capt. Caf, I AM YOUR LOGO DESIGNER!"
Capt. Caf: "NNNOOOOOOOO!"
Capt. Caf got a little lightheaded from screaming "no" so loudly and for so long and accidentally lost her balance, falling into the river of chocolate in a dramatic fashion that would make any Cartoon mini-saga announcer start asking those dumb questions right before the show ends, making you wait an entire week to see the next part, like "Is this the end of Capt. Caf? And who exactly is this enigmatic Magnus Wafer? Is he REALLY the logo designer for Capt. Caf?" and then followed up with that oh so annoying "FIND OUT NEXT WEEK!" and then the show usually ends up being cancelled because you were the only one interested in it. But since this is neither a real cartoon nor am I an annoying cartoon announcer, you get to find out what happens now. It is NOT the end of Capt. Caf (DUH!) I've already said who Magnus Wafer is. And yeah, he is the logo designer for Capt. Caf, which adds to how it is Capt. Caf turned to the Dark Side later in the series. Turns out, falling into the chocolate river just encased Capt. Caf in a hard shell of chocolate. After floating down the river a bit in order to escape, Capt. Caf began eating her way out, and eventually made her way back to the Side of Flaming Random Pork N' Beans with a Pinch of Salt Club.
Friday, October 14, 2005
What Movie/Famous Leader Are You?
So I seem to be a movie I've never heard of...but it's by Frank Capra who is freaking awesome! And...
The reasoning behind me being this seems interesting...
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Mike's random story episode .563
Ok, so I couldn't help but share this story Mike wrote to me in an email. I hope he keeps going on tangents like these, I LOVE THEM!!
Wait... you forgetting what you were going to say is odd? I thought that was part of your persona. You know, part of your superhero ego. Its like that one time (I feel another mini saga coming... maybe...) you were deep within the bowels of the cream cheese icing factory on planet Mini-China. This part of the story takes place several years before the "Fall of Capt. Caf!" Saga during a period known as the "Let the gouda times roll!" Wars. You see, it was at this point that the random superhero league hadn't developed a weakness to cheese, and were therefore the Universe's only hope at stopping the evil cheese mastermind Swissolf Cheesler. Anyway, you and the some random superheroes (along with a few not-so-random superheroes) had tracked down the location of Swissolf Cheesler to the very same Cream Cheese Icing factory you were infiltrating. A part of Swissolf's evil plan was to build a cream cheese cake icing gun big enough to cover the universe in cheesy sweet goodness. Now, you're probably thinking, "Hey, Cream Cheese icing is pretty good stuff!" but this cream cheese icing was different. It contained a virus that would enter peoples bodies undetected and attack their digestive system, but would only attack the part that makes people lactose tolerant. Its effect, however, was to not only make people lactose intolerant, but to make the specific lactose and ingredients found in cheese to be deadly. Now, killing off everyone isn't exactly the BEST way to become ruler of the universe. You have to have SOMEBODY to rule over. Swissolf realized this, so instead of hitting everyone with pure cheese, he intended to use Cream Cheese icing, which contained relatively little cheese, and more sugar, making it more irresistable to eat than some of the best gouda. The main purpose of using the diluted cheese was to introduce the virus into everyone's bodies, and at the same time, merely weaken them and put them at his mercy. The moment you entered the factory you figured his plan out, because, like all evil geniuses, he couldn't help but start listing off every single detail about his plan before executing it whilst a superhero hid cleverly in the shadows of the rafters. Just as he initiated the launch of a large Cream Cheese Icing glob towards his first target, you swooped into action and crushed him. It was a really easy fight actually. A lot of evil geniuses overlook some necessary parts of running a successful world domination conglomerate. In this case, he forgot to get security and bodyguards and big evil robots to stop intruders. Go fig. Anywho, the launch of the first sweet creamy cheesy ball of death couldn't be stopped, and it was sent squirting out into space towards the orbiting space base of the Random (and Not-So-Random) superheroes. The superheroes, thinking that such a large glob of goodness was a token of surrender, immediately caught it in their tractor beam, brought it in, and used it to ice several thousand cakes, which happened to be on "emergency standby in case some means of topping them comes floating suspiciously into our tractor beams." Something that surprisingly has happened before, but at the time they didn't have the cakes, so they were sad to have to let all the butter cream icing go that passed by them when a Bakery supply store blew up. As the Random Superheroes were going about getting ready to eat the stuff, you came running in and said "WAIT!..." Everyone stopped and looked at you weird, but when you admitted you had forgotten what you were going to say about Swissolf Cheesler's big evil plan to make people weak against cheese, they commenced eating every bit of it. Some of the Random superheroes even ate it plain, it was just THAT good! The Not-So-Random superheroes however, were currently on the Atkins diet, and couldn't touch the stuff. They couldn't finish their diet in time to enjoy the cream cheese icing, but they're better off for it, since now they don't share the weakness to cheese that their Random Superhero friends now suffered from. You didn't eat any of it at the time, on account of you having just finished a footlong subway sub and being too full. You had planned on eating some later, but it was all gone by then. Anywho, thats how come the Random Superheroes came to be weak against cheese... and to think, its partly your fault for forgetting to tell them what you were gonna say. Anywho, hope you had a good lunch (since its obviously over now) and that you didn't eat anything with cream cheese icing on it... now I'm never going to look at the stuff the same again... man, the things I do to myself.
Wait... you forgetting what you were going to say is odd? I thought that was part of your persona. You know, part of your superhero ego. Its like that one time (I feel another mini saga coming... maybe...) you were deep within the bowels of the cream cheese icing factory on planet Mini-China. This part of the story takes place several years before the "Fall of Capt. Caf!" Saga during a period known as the "Let the gouda times roll!" Wars. You see, it was at this point that the random superhero league hadn't developed a weakness to cheese, and were therefore the Universe's only hope at stopping the evil cheese mastermind Swissolf Cheesler. Anyway, you and the some random superheroes (along with a few not-so-random superheroes) had tracked down the location of Swissolf Cheesler to the very same Cream Cheese Icing factory you were infiltrating. A part of Swissolf's evil plan was to build a cream cheese cake icing gun big enough to cover the universe in cheesy sweet goodness. Now, you're probably thinking, "Hey, Cream Cheese icing is pretty good stuff!" but this cream cheese icing was different. It contained a virus that would enter peoples bodies undetected and attack their digestive system, but would only attack the part that makes people lactose tolerant. Its effect, however, was to not only make people lactose intolerant, but to make the specific lactose and ingredients found in cheese to be deadly. Now, killing off everyone isn't exactly the BEST way to become ruler of the universe. You have to have SOMEBODY to rule over. Swissolf realized this, so instead of hitting everyone with pure cheese, he intended to use Cream Cheese icing, which contained relatively little cheese, and more sugar, making it more irresistable to eat than some of the best gouda. The main purpose of using the diluted cheese was to introduce the virus into everyone's bodies, and at the same time, merely weaken them and put them at his mercy. The moment you entered the factory you figured his plan out, because, like all evil geniuses, he couldn't help but start listing off every single detail about his plan before executing it whilst a superhero hid cleverly in the shadows of the rafters. Just as he initiated the launch of a large Cream Cheese Icing glob towards his first target, you swooped into action and crushed him. It was a really easy fight actually. A lot of evil geniuses overlook some necessary parts of running a successful world domination conglomerate. In this case, he forgot to get security and bodyguards and big evil robots to stop intruders. Go fig. Anywho, the launch of the first sweet creamy cheesy ball of death couldn't be stopped, and it was sent squirting out into space towards the orbiting space base of the Random (and Not-So-Random) superheroes. The superheroes, thinking that such a large glob of goodness was a token of surrender, immediately caught it in their tractor beam, brought it in, and used it to ice several thousand cakes, which happened to be on "emergency standby in case some means of topping them comes floating suspiciously into our tractor beams." Something that surprisingly has happened before, but at the time they didn't have the cakes, so they were sad to have to let all the butter cream icing go that passed by them when a Bakery supply store blew up. As the Random Superheroes were going about getting ready to eat the stuff, you came running in and said "WAIT!..." Everyone stopped and looked at you weird, but when you admitted you had forgotten what you were going to say about Swissolf Cheesler's big evil plan to make people weak against cheese, they commenced eating every bit of it. Some of the Random superheroes even ate it plain, it was just THAT good! The Not-So-Random superheroes however, were currently on the Atkins diet, and couldn't touch the stuff. They couldn't finish their diet in time to enjoy the cream cheese icing, but they're better off for it, since now they don't share the weakness to cheese that their Random Superhero friends now suffered from. You didn't eat any of it at the time, on account of you having just finished a footlong subway sub and being too full. You had planned on eating some later, but it was all gone by then. Anywho, thats how come the Random Superheroes came to be weak against cheese... and to think, its partly your fault for forgetting to tell them what you were gonna say. Anywho, hope you had a good lunch (since its obviously over now) and that you didn't eat anything with cream cheese icing on it... now I'm never going to look at the stuff the same again... man, the things I do to myself.
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
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