Mike's random story.

Ok, i did not write this, i'm not instantly genius enough for that. But Mike wrote it about me. :D

You're not the evil doer... yet... later on in the series you switch to the dark side, then get put at the mercy of some random superhero who gives you the choice of eating chalk for time and all eternity, or to rejoin the side of good, a.k.a. side of flaming random pork 'n' beans with a pinch of salt club. You tell the random hero that you'll change back, then while his back is turned, you decide that nah... you're not ready to go back yet... so you kill him by stabbing a block of cheese through his arm, which just happened to be his and several other random superheroes weakness, all of whom attempted to change you back to the good side, but fell for the same stupid trick, and by then, even if you wanted to change back, it had become a force of habit to stab them with a block of cheese after asking you to change and then turning their back. Apparently the rest of the random superhero league didn't know how you had been taking out their heroes, so they just kept coming in with the same tactics, gettin' cheese block'd every time, and losin' heroes like rednecks at an opera. Eventually a not-so-random superhero came in and played out the same scenario, except he wasn't weak against cheese, so when you poked him with the blunt object he just turned around and you said "Sorry, force of habit." Then it dawned on him how his comrades had fallen, and both of you realised how stupid they were and had a good laugh about it. Thats about the end of that mini-saga... you never have any more evil tendencies... although you have been known to accidentally cheese some comrades during battle... whether you accidentally fired in the wrong direction or if you intentionally did it they never knew... but they didn't want to question you for fear of angering you and makin' you go bad again... Anywho, its a great story, you ought to read it some time...