Sunday, November 13, 2005

Random Quotes...

so here's the question of the day, what is the best setting for each of these quotes to have been said in? (Yes these are really quotes either I or a friend have said in the last semester)

"100 dollars worth of spandex!"

"I'm a 6 star hotel"

"Even if the voices aren’t real they have good ideas"

"Never do anything you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics"

"I’m being special"

"I’m not good at empathy, will you accept sarcasm"

"If it wasn’t for physics and law enforcement I’d be unstoppable"

we also decided these would be good on t shirts :D

9 comments:

Kelsey said...

100 dollars worth of spandex ought to fully cover a person. i like spandex girl, maybe she'd like to be my side kick. :D

Su Chong said...

I just laughed my head off!!! =D Excuse me while I go run and pick it up again...

mightybob said...

She died in the summer of 2004 - the last great fan of Andre the Giant. Her children gathered round to divy up the inheritance, and as they opened the hope chest, it loomed before their eyes... shiny, red, and fabulous - a 1974 wrestling outfit including tights and cape, signed by Andre himself! 100 dollars worth of spandex!

There he lay in a satin shirt and a puddle of milk. Buttons the cat sallied up next to him and licked the pool of milk that had settled near his belly button before stepping gingerly onto his chest and curling up for a cat nap. 'Wow,' he quipped to himself, 'I'm a 6-star hotel.'

E.Marie said...

hehehehehehe

Kelsey said...

i think making people laugh to death might be enough. or maybe because they are laughing at her she gets so angry she becomes like 10x as strong! and then she can just smack ya one.

Amanda/Mandie said...

Holy hannah!!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!! I love the comments! Um, is this why you called me yesterday? To find settings for these quotes or to help you remember more? ^^; *sighs* Oh well, life moves on. I like the one about Mandi :D. Granted, that might mean I'm dinging myself, but who cares?!?!?! "I'm being special!!!"

Okay, next topic, I really want to know who said "I'm not good at empathy, will you accept sarcasm?" I'm thinkin' your neighbor or CarCar, but whatevahs. Either that or some random SIFE encounter. Uh... lalalalala.... that's all for now, buh-bye!

Kelsey said...

someone said the empathy quote once while visiting me at work, it was either one of the kuta's or carcar. i don't actually remember. we just thought it was hilarious though.

E.Marie said...

I THINK IT WAS ME!!!
I think i remember saying it maybe around when I was doing the dumb empathy thing for RA class. HEHE
Yes sarcasm how i love you, it really is me and my dads way of communicating...
Ohh and i know the paramedics one was nate or disney....

E.Marie said...

hmm i cant remember anything....