Sunday, March 27, 2005

Today's Epiphany!

I am the best captive! I will follow the kidnappers declaring loudly that I have been kidnapped and they need to wait for me. I do not try to run as long as I have something shiney and if offered ice cream I will never leave again. Therefore if you ever wanted to kidnap a perfectly innocent angel come for me!

4 comments:

a man from Saipan said...

You make it sound too easy. Yet somehow I wonder if there are hidden complications. It is just a feeling.

Amanda/Mandie said...

Actually Justin, it is that easy. Give her shoes too though otherwise she complains a lot more. Other than that tiny flaw, she's the ideal captive. Doesn't wander too far away, nor does she attempt to hurt those who capture her. All in all, the perfect captive. :D

Judge of the Whetten's said...

For what I recall however she did cling on to things like me alot more. I was thinking about helping her, but she seemed to be happy being kidnapped. Her is a side thought is it still kidnapping if the person is not a kid. SHould it be abduction or adultnapping, just a thought.

E.Marie said...

It was pretty easy. especially after we got you shoes and i gave you that dime. hehe ohh i should be doing my paper.